Spock. He'd never pull anything so childish as Riker's spoiled behavior in Chain of Command. Would your rather fence with Picard or Sulu?
Picard. Sulu is a more agressive fighter. Who would you rather be chief of security for; Kirk, Sisko, or Janeway?
Janeway. Her security chief lasted the longest of any we've seen so far. (I'm not counting ODO, since Sisko had a couple of other starfleet security chiefs here and there.) Would you rather dance the lambada with Crusher, Jadzia, Seven of Nine, or Troi?
I think Jadzia would be the most fun! Would you feel more comfortable/less embarrassed accidentally passing gas on the bridge in front of Picard, Archer, Sisko, Janeway, or Kirk?
Archer, I'll care the least with him. Who would you rather go to for advice; Guinan, Quark, or Neelix?
Guinan! Although if it was something not too serious, maybe Quark just for fun. Would you rather have to wear Geordi's visor for a year or look like Tuvix for the rest of your life?
Geordi's visor, easily. May not be the coolest item, but at least I get all kinds of fancy abilities. Would you rather live in the TOS, TNG/DS9/VOY, or ENT era?
The TNG/DS9/VOY era. I'll be in it for the technology. Would you rather have holo-addiction or transporter-psychosis?
Transporter-psychosis because it's probably marginally easier to get round. In the episode Starship Down/ Disaster (depending on the character) would you rather be in the place of Worf, O'Brien, Riker, Dax, Kira or Beverly?
In Disaster I'd say O'Brien, helping to advise and guide Troi (plus you'd have a front row seat if she and Ro got into a fight). For Starship Down I'd say Kira, helping to keep Sisko going. In the TNG era, you are a Lieutenant Commander and are offered two possible career options. Would you rather assume command of an Oberth-Class surveyor or become the Second Officer on the U.S.S. Galaxy?
The Oberth-Class surveyor, it would be safer. The U.S.S. Galaxy was in too many wars (two, I think, which is two too many). Would you rather take Kirk, Riker, Sisko, Paris, or Archer to a movie?
Archer. I don't know if the others even enjoy movies. Would you rather give an atomic wedgie to a Vulcan or to an Andorian?
Guinan. Quark would probably be giving you advice that benefits him and Neelix was clueless. Would you rather be a bartender on 1701D or DS9?
A Vulcan. Then I'll know for sure if they have emotions or not. DS9. I wouldn't be right after seeing a Borg cube out of my front window on 1701D. Plus you can get away with more on DS9, like real alcohol. Would you rather attend Riker and Troy's wedding, Worf and Jadzia's, or Paris and Torres'?
Bring the ma'Stakas! Would you rather time travel by flying around the sun or take your chances with the Guardian of Forever?
Time travel with the sun, somehow it seems easier to use overall. But honestly id be worried in any circumstance around the sun, wouldn't want to ever accidentally time travel. Would you rather take part in a Klingon Pain stick ritual (getting all the pain) or be part of a Betazoid Wedding and have to show up naked?
The Betazoid Wedding, though I'll be more worried about the mind reading than the nudity. Would you rather learn how to fly a ship from Sulu, Paris, Nog, or Mayweather?
Sulu. He has the most experience. Would you rather read, secretly, the journal of Uhura, Geordi, Jake or Reed?
Ferengi. Then you could either bribe them to let you go or twist their ears off and escape. Would you rather be seduced by the Borg Queen, Lursa and B'Etor, Seska, or Winn Adami?