Is your glass half-full or half-empty?

You have a glass of water. That glass has 50% water and 50% empty space in it.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?


I say it's half-empty. I guess that makes me a negative person .

 

Half-full, I'm the eternal optimist

(Edit: That's part of why I like Star Trek.)

 

Definitely half-full. I have always been an optimist.

 

It's not even half-empty.

 

It's half full, until I finish filling it.

 

My glass broke.

 

Mine tends to be either overflowing or shattered on the floor.

 

Half nothing. Try 48%.

 

There is no such property as emptiness, only degrees of fullness.

 

Mine is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

Depends:

If I'm in the process of filling it, it's ½ full, but if I'm in the process of emptying it it's ½ empty.

However; I 'voted' ½ full due to semantics; that's what it's called in Danish!

 

That's what she said.

 

Neither.

My glass is half-drunk.

 

Half-full... of vodka.

 

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be...

 

Mine is half full, but it's got some weird disgusting crap floating in it.

 

Depends on the time of the month.

 

At this point, I'm not even aware that thereis a glass.

 

As long as I have a glass, I am content.

 

I tend to think of myself as a half-full kinda guy ..., though my husband would disagree. If he's right, it's probably because I grew up in a family where, if asked if the glass was half-full or half empty, my mom would inevitably have said it didn't really matter because one of us damn brats was just gonna knock it over anyway.