Seven Words in TNG

animal fetish frenzies were common until someone

 

gets caught smuggling a live sabre-bear

 

into a production of ANNIE. Most people

 

distance themselves from the fetishes after that.

 

Worf, who never cared for bathing, introduced

 

Riker to "Roxy and her Horny Targ"

 

, which was a famous favorite Klingon opera.

 

"I never thought I'd feel this way,"

 

said Roxy to Riker, "About a human."

 

"We have ways," Riker replied to Roxy.

 

"Getting some R&R" became an in-joke henceforth.

 

(LOL)

Roxy went back to her Targ because

 

it was less hairy and smelled better

 

; Riker insisted on bathing in Darjeeling Tea

 

because of its near narcotic ability to

 

make Ktarian women fall for any man

 

, but instead, Riker fell for himself. He

 

had mirrors installed on his quarters' ceilings

 

and did things even we cannot mention.

 

But in his book, Riker on Riker,