TOS five word thingy!!!

sandwich and coffee with hair

 

....that gagged him and made

 

Spock declare it fascinating.

Uhura

 

pressed buttons on her console

 

, unaware that she was sending

 

mixed signals. Oh myyyyy, captain.

 

Sulu grinned mischieviously and looked

 

at Chekov, sharing unspoken feelings

 

about each other's groovy Afros.

 

Keroro Gunsou on the viewscreen...

 

burped and whistled through his

 

nose, creating a sound that

 

his snoring mother had done.

 

Uhura interpreted it as a

 

call to mate. Lustily she

 

did an erotic dance that

 

flaunted her uniquely highlighted hair

 

causing erotic stress induced comas

 

in several dozen male crewmembers.

 

After McCoy's medical report reached