Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories

It's a game: fans read into Garak and Bashir being lovers off-screen. I can see Troi and Data being friends-with-benefits. She enjoys his telepathic unreadability and sexual capabilities, and he finds her oh-so-foreign emotionalism and sensuality fascinating. It's not cheating on Riker for her because they weren't official during most of the series, and he's an android (doesn't count), and for Data she's a reminder of Tasha and the closest he ever been to love.

What else is going on just off-screen? Love-related or otherwise

 

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Data is just a big dildo with excellent programmable options and he was available for all the Senior staff to make use of. For his education.

I've been saying this about Data ever since his Tasha usage.

Don't forget this is Roddenberry's future, everyone is enlightened. The big yellow dildo was the least of what was going on.

 

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xSOuLky3n0[/yt]

 

I'll admit I teared up.

 

Janeway and Kes were having a lesbian affair until Janeway saved Seven and dumped Kes for the former drone. The real reason why Kes left the ship

 

Is that why Kes exploded in Fury? It was a SPURNED explosion!

 

The Q are sleeper agents of the Devil. The Continuum itself doesn't know what it is beyond being a "force of nature". It thinks it's part of the overall plan...just another Universal force or constant playing their role in the make-up of the Universe...but, no, they're dicks. Dicks of the Devil. Causing mayhem on levels beyond all human comprehension. And in the End, the Truth will come out. Repent! Repent ye mortal sinners!

 

So Vash was a Mistress of Satan?

 

The devil took her in ways unfathomable by men.

Actually no, like I said, they're sleeper agents of evil. They themselves don't know they're actually working against the forces of goodness and light. And Vash didn't seem like she was molested by a celestial being, so...

 

No no go back to the "took her" and "better than ways of men" part.

 

I can see it all now.
Zachary Quinto runs into JJ's office with his iPad: "I found this video on the Internet. Our opening is still 6 months away. Can we add this please?? Pretty please??"

 

^ your humor is so advanced that it has flown way above my head

 

This is a gorgeous one that uses TOS and NuTrek very effectively.. perhaps someone should get this to Mr. Quinto stat!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVUM8yC8yAY[/yt]

 

Isn't trek shipping just IDIC? Personally I always had a soft spot for O'Brien-Kira

 

Well there was some O'Brien/Kira going on when she was carrying the baby, little confusion there.. and Kira was always one of the boys which is what O'Brien really wants.

 

Worst Story: In TNG "Genesis" episode, where deevolved-Worf catches Picard covered in Troi's pheromones and have his way with the poor captain. deevolved-Worf weighed almost 440 lbs.

Now that's a nightmare we're all happy not to have seen... <shiver>

 

There really are so many untold stories. You have 3 series that take place over 7 years and DS9 is the only one where most people seem to have any kind of sex lives.

 

What do you mean? Picard and Crusher were having morning whoopee daily, Riker and Troi were getting it on throughout the series while still dating others, and I wonder about those late-night work sessions in the Jeffries tubes between Geordi and Data. Plus I think everyone and their brother let off some steam in the holodecks/suites throughout. No, no, clearly the series were about the sexual relationships between characters who also got into some sci-fi and political predicaments.

 

I think you can count the number of truly intimate moments Riker/Troi and Picard/Crusher each share on one hand.

The TNG and VOY crews really were sexually repressed overall.