TOS five word thingy!!!

"It's reeeal," declared Lt. Sisko

 

, who was standing behind Kirk

 

, admiring the captain's superb stewardship

 

, and hoping that no tribbles

 

had time-traveled into the

 

moment Q had arrived. But

 

Sisko couldn't understand why Kirk

 

was wearing a rug, so

 

he lifted up his hairpiece

 

and underneath was Picard's face.

 

Sisko screamed and jerked back,

 

like a startled horny teenager,

 

running away and flapping his

 

limbs in random directions while

 

screaming something about a giant

 

pustule with facial features. Then

 

he took off his trousers

 

as Picard's face began speaking.

 

"Number One, how did I

 

end up here?"

Riker cackled