Stories that don't need zombies?

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Cutter John, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. Vendikarr

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    Ooooh, Zombies with Sombreros.
     
  2. Kelthaz

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    No, wait! I've got an even better idea. Zombies with Sombreros who crave bacon instead of brains. And then at the end of the movie they all die from swine flu. Pure genius.
     
  3. Lindley

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    Just label the bacon as "I can't believe it's not BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS".
     
  4. barnaclelapse

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    I've always believed that to be true for hardcore lesbian sex scenes, actually.
     
  5. Asbo Zaprudder

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    The Passion Of The Christ. Oh wait... :shifty:
     
  6. Klaus

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    Deep Zombie Throat

    ...now I'm going to go drink that image out of my head! :eek:
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  7. Lindley

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    Um...

    [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MhrwOfygbU[/YT]
     
  9. Mr. Laser Beam

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    In that case they would probably be Zombreros. :lol:
     
  10. Eleanor_zhDarjel

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    That's it. No more internet for me after midnight. Zombies and sombreros, that is not good for my sanity. *wanders of with a bottle of bleach to wash brain, well bbrrraaaiiinnnnn*
     
  11. Beef Squatthrust

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    I don't think Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer has any need of zombies... Yukon Cornelius is all the cool that movie needs!
     
  12. Asbo Zaprudder

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    This thread apparently. :shifty:
     
  13. Checkmate

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    I've honestly not seen a single suggestion in this thread that wouldn't be a blast to watch. Especially the Mad Men suggestion. That would be absolutely epic.
     
  14. Australis

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    Surprised no one's said it yet.

    Zombie Trek.

    Go for it.
     
  15. Eleanor_zhDarjel

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    How about some nice love stories? Zombieless in Seattle? Zombie Story?
     
  16. Mike Farley

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    Zombie Dancing? Pretty Zombie (or Zombie Woman)?
     
  17. SeerSGB

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    Lion, The Witch, and the Zombie.

    Space Battleship Zombie

    Well we got "Enterprise", so you know the whole redundancy thing :p
     
  18. Australis

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    Dude, that's harsh! But funny!

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    Zomberella
     
  19. SeerSGB

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    Zombies In Black (with catchy Zombie Smith dance tune)

    Cowboy Zombie - See ya' later space zombie
     
  20. Aragorn

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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Zombies?