TOS five word thingy!!!

guess any star would do

 

but the environmentalists would probably

 

become loud, indignant and obnoxious

 

. Maybe I could teleport it

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using experimental transwarp beaming technology

 

, past the great barrier, then

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we'd have the problem of

 

those damned Kelvan environmentalists." Kelvans

 

were notorious in their own galaxy for

 

complaining every time someone took

 

a dehydrated porous cuboctahedron solid

 

that the average officer didn't

 

recognize and soaked it in

 

a stream of pure unfiltered

 

water.

"Just don't crumble it,"

 

Said Kirk knowing that if

 

anyone dared to break apart

 

his favorite romantic couple he'd

 

have to find another soap-holovid-opera

 

to start watching on his