TOS five word thingy!!!

try hailing them one last

 

time, then if they don't

 

respond, fire."

Uhura hailed and

 

repeated her attempt several times.

 

"Fire!"

The Enterprise unleashed a

 

volley of phaser fire directed

 

at the vessel's underside and

 

ignited it's vented plasma. "Captain

 

, my scans indicate that their

 

tomatoes are ripe and ready..

 

shields are down."

"Hail them

 

again, Lieutenant. I don't want

 

that ship getting away from

 

spewing interesting ideas out the

 

us. There were reports that

 

a UFO was spewing information."

 

"To whom" asked Scotty. He

 

was curious what was leaked

 

and how sensitive it was,

 

especially if it entailed his