Seven Words in TNG

more Law & Order shows?" Troi asked.

 

"Richard Belzer is, what, 400 years old

 

whilst I can only guess the age

 

of that broadcaster for The Onion Network

 

," Picard said, quizzically, as he jumped up.

 

He went to the Captain's Loo, and

 

took a long poo-poo. In his absence

 

, Riker was possessed by a cliche entity,

 

which made him behave like Doctor Smith

 

. "Hello, dear boy," he said to Wesley.

 

"What seems to be the trouble today?"

 

"No trouble, Commander," Wesley opined.

 

"Data, you monstrous mechanized misguided moron!" he

 

shouted. "I've been infected with alliterative tendencies!"

 

"Oh, the pain! The pain!" Riker/Smith whined.

 

Data shrugged then struck riker with a

 

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"Phillistine! Your robotic recklessness has ruined it

 

Wesley! Warp 9, now! Don't ask why!"

 

Wesley frowned. "Belay that order," Data commanded.