TOS five word thingy!!!

who tried worming his way

 

out?"

"Engineer Freddie reporting sir."

 

Freddie had been down in

 

sickbay trying to get excused

 

from landing party duty. His

 

attempts to never leave ended.

 

Back at the Academy he

 

was always looking for ways

 

to not do work. Once

 

he went missing from campus

 

and came back six days

 

later, missing hair due to

 

exposure to a radioactive substance

 

he was hiding in. Nobody

 

really 'got' him like his

 

mother. She once dated Admiral

 

Shmizlepot.

"Front and center," Kirk

 

bellowed. "Freddie, I want you

 

on that transporter pad now."

 

Kirk knew that he wouldn't