Seven Words in TNG

carried packs of gum for such emergencies"

 

"I'll bet you had packages of tissue

 

and some yarn too, you old bag."

 

"Brand name tissues, dumb-ass, and

 

you should return that visor to Autozone!"

 

"I would, except your purple hat is

 

due back atop some lamp in Uglytopia!"

 

Everyone in Ten-Forward stopped and looked over

 

at Troi's jiggling cleavage. She sensed that

 

the Botox was starting to wear off

 

and Riker was spending lots of time

 

in Mirror World, a holographic program he

 

in the holodeck with Minuet instead of

 

hanging out with the Chef from Jonathan

 

Archer's historical holodeck program 'Tales from the

 

Trip Side,' a popular program that chronicled

 

life aboard Enterprise before there were any

 

aliens other than Vulcans and Denobulans. The

 

historical files were sometimes incomplete so holo-vids

 

featuring improvised material were often used to