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of unshelled peanuts.

"I'm not going to

 

engage in this prattle," Nuhura said. "Instead,

 

I'm going to get high and drink

 

malt liquor from a plasma conduit."

Scotty

 

wanted to join in, so he grabbed

 

a phaser and aimed it directly at

 

Chekov's groin. He zapped Pavel in the

 

naughty bits, which caused the Russian equivalent

 

of a breakdance to happen. Chekov spun

 

a web using his little-known spinnerets.

 

The web hit Scotty square in his

 

mouth, rendering him unable to drink. "Laddie,

 

that's a rude thing to do to

 

your best friend forever! Be good, lad,

 

or else I'll pull rank on ye

 

and have ye scrubbin' the intercoolers with

 

nothin' but yer own wee thoughts to

 

keep ye company the whole time!" He

 

suddenly realized he was drunk and imagining

 

that he saw eight tiny reindeer pulling