TOS five word thingy!!!

even prouder of his hairless

 

Mexican Chihuahua, a new pet

 

he had picked up on

 

a whim. Sneaking it aboard

 

the Enterprise had required consulting

 

with Starfleet Command to see

 

if his Starfleet issued dufflebag

 

was subject to executive privilege

 

.

Security was always searching dufflebags

 

whenever they came aboard the

 

Enterprise to investigate those allegations

 

, but only rarely did anything

 

except lecture Kirk sternly on

 

the logic of keeping a

 

smelly defecating pocket-sized beast

 

as a pet on the

 

ship. But enough about Chekov.

 

Kirk decided it was time

 

to roll out the Camaro

 

for a quick test spin