Game Star Trek A to Z

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by GemHaters, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Apples. Apples first came from a tree just outside Moscow.
    B is for Bourbon. A Russian inwention.
    C is for Chekov, an export of Russia and Cherry Orchard, The a play by that Chekhov chap.
    D is for Denobulan sausages. Inwented in Russia.
    E is for Egg Salad...inwented by a little old lady from Minsk.
    F is for ... Well... You know. The Russians did it first
    G is for Getting it in one Mr. Garibaldi
    H is for helicopters. Leonardo da Saratov, actually
    I is for incandescent lightbulbs. Inwented by Thomas Andrievich Edison.
    J is for Jewish Rye bread. Inwented by a rabbi in St. Petersburg.
    K is for the Kimono. Designed and first vorn by the Czarina of all the Russias.
    L is for lasers. inwented by a DJ from Novosibirsk
    M is for Mom's apple pie. Not an American cossack inwention. Russian, baby
    N is for Nuclear power. inwented by a little old man from Yakutsk
    O is for Ozkar Mir Veeners. Zay plump ven you turn up da heat--like a good Russian voman.
    P is for Potato chips. Don't believe the hype. Potatoes are a Russian specialty, so put two and two together.
    Q is for Quadrotriticale, of course.
    R is for radio. Which was inwented by Vladimir Ivan Marconi. From Murmansk.
    S is for Space. First human to visit was Russian.
    T is for Tequila. Those Mexican cossacks are all lying. Eating the worm was a Russian inwention.
    U is for Universe. God is Russian.
    V is for Vagina. See: "U".
    W is for Washington. A Russian city.
    X is for Xylophone. Chekov knows a Russian didn't inwent it, but he's claiming credit anyways just to be an ass.
    Y is for Yankee. Babe Ruth was created in a Russian laboratory.
     
  2. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Apples. Apples first came from a tree just outside Moscow.
    B is for Bourbon. A Russian inwention.
    C is for Chekov, an export of Russia and Cherry Orchard, The a play by that Chekhov chap.
    D is for Denobulan sausages. Inwented in Russia.
    E is for Egg Salad...inwented by a little old lady from Minsk.
    F is for ... Well... You know. The Russians did it first
    G is for Getting it in one Mr. Garibaldi
    H is for helicopters. Leonardo da Saratov, actually
    I is for incandescent lightbulbs. Inwented by Thomas Andrievich Edison.
    J is for Jewish Rye bread. Inwented by a rabbi in St. Petersburg.
    K is for the Kimono. Designed and first vorn by the Czarina of all the Russias.
    L is for lasers. inwented by a DJ from Novosibirsk
    M is for Mom's apple pie. Not an American cossack inwention. Russian, baby
    N is for Nuclear power. inwented by a little old man from Yakutsk
    O is for Ozkar Mir Veeners. Zay plump ven you turn up da heat--like a good Russian voman.
    P is for Potato chips. Don't believe the hype. Potatoes are a Russian specialty, so put two and two together.
    Q is for Quadrotriticale, of course.
    R is for radio. Which was inwented by Vladimir Ivan Marconi. From Murmansk.
    S is for Space. First human to visit was Russian.
    T is for Tequila. Those Mexican cossacks are all lying. Eating the worm was a Russian inwention.
    U is for Universe. God is Russian.
    V is for Vagina. See: "U".
    W is for Washington. A Russian city.
    X is for Xylophone. Chekov knows a Russian didn't inwent it, but he's claiming credit anyways just to be an ass.
    Y is for Yankee. Babe Ruth was created in a Russian laboratory.
    Z is for Zebra. Native to Russia
     
  3. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Things Klingons don't like!

    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
     
  4. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
     
  5. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
     
  6. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
     
  7. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
     
  8. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
     
  9. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
     
  10. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
     
  11. BennyRussel

    BennyRussel Commander Red Shirt

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
     
  12. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
     
  13. Thor Damar

    Thor Damar Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thor Damar, God of thunder and monologue..
    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
     
  14. Vorta

    Vorta Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
     
  15. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
    M is for more blood wine!
     
  16. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
    M is for more blood wine!
    N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
     
  17. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
    M is for more blood wine!
    N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
    O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
     
  18. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
    M is for more blood wine!
    N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
    O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
    P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
     
  19. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
    M is for more blood wine!
    N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
    O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
    P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
    Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
     
  20. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
    B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
    C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
    D is for Data's technobabble
    E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
    F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
    G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
    H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
    I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
    J is for James Tiberius Kirk
    K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
    L is for Lor
    M is for more blood wine!
    N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
    O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
    P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
    Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
    R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!