if trek had a parade

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  1. pookha

    pookha Admiral Admiral

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    if trek had a parade who would be the grand marshall?
    what kind of floats would there be.
    would there be marching bands.
     
  2. The Nth Doctor

    The Nth Doctor Infinite Possibilities... Premium Member

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    There clearly needs to be an IDIC float for Vulcan, a bat'leth float for Qo'noS, and a Tear of the Prophets float for Bajor.
     
  3. PlainSimpleJoel

    PlainSimpleJoel Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    I'm sure the Cardassians would do something, but I'm feeling brain dead at the moment. Busy with other stuff. The joys of cleaning.
     
  4. pookha

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    kirk might be a grand marshall

    a marching band from iowa.

    risa the most exotic float.
     
  5. Nerys Ghemor

    Nerys Ghemor Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Definitely a patriotic float--I say they'd honor Tret Akleen, father of the Cardassian Union.

    Though you MIGHT get something else post-Dominion War...IF you got an entry at all.
     
  6. SFRabid

    SFRabid Commodore Commodore

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    Vulcans would say that parades are an emotional gathering and decline to participate.
     
  7. JiNX-01

    JiNX-01 Admiral Admiral

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    Parades are not logical.

    Tellarites wouldn't participate because they'd still be arguing about the theme of the float when the parade ended.
    Andorians wouldn't participate because they'd be too busy beating up Archer.
    Orions would participate. They'd stop their float in front of the grandstand and auction off a bunch of slaves.
     
  8. Atavachron

    Atavachron Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Quark would sell tickets, but Ferengi balloons would be disallowed do to a fear of what might occur if the wind should happen to catch those huge Ferengi ears on their balloons.

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  9. Nylorac

    Nylorac Ensign Red Shirt

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    Shatner would be either Grand Marshall.....or one of those Macy's hot air balloons.....you decide. :rommie:
     
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  10. Sector 7

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    Can't be a hot air balloon. They are using the Stewie-dressed-as-Kirk balloon for that. Although maybe Shatner could poetically sing the National Anthem.
    Vulcans would be there. Just watch Amok Time... the Vulcans have a rich history complete with solemn processions. :vulcan: