nuTrek 7-word game!

"go Frodo," as they call it. Pike's

 

old high school sweetheart was visiting him

 

and he was shocked to see how

 

much weight she had gained since they

 

broke up in senior year. She must

 

have been listed on Federation star charts.

 

Her gravitational field was so intense that

 

not even a black hole could resist

 

its pull. Spock wondered how red matter

 

would affect her so he isolated some

 

and shot it down her throat, causing

 

her stomach to become a black hole.

 

She collapsed in on herself, startling everyone.

 

Her event horizon ripped several redshirts apart

 

and sucked up one of Sulu's legs!

 

Sulu barely kept himself from being sucked

(I know...I know...I know...)

 

in even further by grabbing Chekov and

 

hoping that the Russian's accent would be

 

in compliance with both ISO and ASA

 

regulations regarding accents and their capacity to