TOS five word thingy!!!

was a Freshmaker, but not

 

a Frenchmaker. *Spit!* "The French!'

 

Chekov spat. "Dey did not

 

vin Vorld Var 3! Dey

 

are all Herberts! Herberts! Herberts!"

 

But Sulu had had enough

 

and shapeshifted into Don Ho.

 

He then smacked Chekov in

 

The nads. "I'm Rick James!"

 

Ho-Sulu yelled as he

 

did coke off Uhura's left

 

breast, downed some roofies and

 

and shouted something anti-Semitic before

 

ripping off his pants and

 

morphing into Black Hitler on

 

a white horse, riding off

 

screaming "Cocaine is a helluva drug!'

 

and kicking some redshirts in

 

their faces.

"Sulu's a shapeshifter?