TOS five word thingy!!!

boiled ostrich eggs and loaded

 

shotguns full of rock salt

 

just for extra "fizz." The

 

whole cornucopia of weirdness was

 

sponsored by the Q Continuum,

 

who wanted to see how

 

the Vulcans and the Romulans

 

would respond to the mixture

 

. The Romulan ambassador started farting

 

loudly after he consumed a

 

large fart of Tinky Winky's.

 

sample, which offended the Vulcans

 

because Vulcan culture forbade them

 

to let strangers fart inside

 

during P'Farr. T'Pring walked in.

 

"Where is Spock? I must

 

take off my halter now.

 

" She proceeded to remove her

 

halter. Trelane promptly fainted at

 

the sight of Vulcan bazongas