Seven Words in TNG

Troi, wounded, burst into tears and fled

 

. "I thought Betazoids couldn't read Ferengi minds."

 

"Canon Violation!" howled Worf. Picard signalled "mute",

 

and Data gave Worf a smack on

 

the hand, preventing him from firing torpedoes.

 

"Time for a conference," Picard said confidently.

 

Worf signalled the Universal Emoticon for "BRB",

 

while the Ferengi typed LOL.

 

Meanwhile, Picard struggled to print agendas due

 

to the Enterprise's computers running on Vista

 

which as we all know

 

is part of a Romulan plot to

 

decrease Federation office productivity 47%. Exasperated, Picard

 

called Tech Support, but all the people

 

there were helping other callers. "Please hold

 

-- Your call is important to us. One

 

day is the estimated wait time." Picard

 

decided that he would fix it himself.

 

Suddenly, all Starfleet engineers within a parsec...

 

doubled over in pain: The Picard Effect.