Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

I went onto FanFiction.Net to have a browse and see if there was any decent TF G1 fanfic and was stunned to see how much slash was there! I mean, robots shouldn't do that!

There was one which I thought wasn't slash, started reading and ended up hearing about Thundercracker kissing Ratchet.

FOR F**KS SAKE!!

I did manage to find a good one (about Skywarp being tested by Megatron to see if he was worthy of joining the Decepticon ranks) but they were few and far between.

I have never used this term before, and I don't usually agree with it, but... I think my childhood just got raped.

 

This is why I don't read fan fiction... except on this site

 

You think you have it bad? Just think how Ratchet feels about this.

 

There is slash for almost everything now and yeah...never read fan fiction on fan fiction.net lol.

 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour


http://xkcd.com/305/

 

Rule 34: no exceptions.

 

Topless Robot runs hilariously awful fan fiction porn every friday. They ran one last year that was Transformers/Star Wars crossover porn featuring Optimus Prime and R2-D2. If you're hoping the fact that Artoo looks like a butt plug is going to be overlooked by the author, you're going to be disappointed.

It's the most insane thing I've ever read and I won't link to it because it makes my soul filthy.

 

I've written for it, but only Dr Who and NuBSG.

AND NEVER SLASH!

 

I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!

 

BRAIN BLEACH!!!

 

I don't remember that one. I do remember the one Topless Robot mocked that starred Optimus Prime and Slave Leia.

I can never make it through one of the stories they post.

ETA: Now that I've Googled the story I remembered half-reading, it looks like it's the same story you mentioned... Oh, dear...

 

And were surprised by the results you got?

Awww. You must be new to The Internet.

 

Specifically, google the Manga. :shiver:

 

Oh that is just... bleargh!!

 

What is a 'Tubgirl'?

 

I blame you for my nightmares.

 

Any talk of Transformers and sex makes me think of this:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNp8QwrQV_Q[/yt]

 

I'm more worried about the footage of Cliffjumper and Mirage 'playing about' at the end of Traitor.

 

Do a Google image search for arcee elita one sex without quotes.