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could find nothing but unsubstantiated rumors and

 

the universe ceased to exist, no takebacks.

 

Everything rebooted and Spock found himself standing

 

naked in The Garden of Eden with

 

soap on a rope and a big

 

pool of his own tears. The End.

 

But it wasn't really The End. Spock

 

had to go back; back to the

 

future. But he needed a DeLorean and

 

the only one left was being preserved

 

in a cryogenic chamber somewhere in the

 

uterus of the Vulcan queen of death,

 

a legendary Vulcan who was never proven

 

to be real but acquired a large

 

cult following thanks to rumors that she

 

would grant you immortality if you spoke

 

to her in human Pig Latin. She

 

accepted only the piggiest of latin, so

 

somebody had to be so skilled that

 

even pig latin experts would be baffled