The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

once tried spying on the

 

Ferengi by infiltrating as a

 

very rich individual who had

 

a taste for skimpy clothing.

 

It worked for a while

 

until I got caught trying

 

to impersonate the Grand Nagus."

 

"Why did you do that?"

 

"Well, my good doctor, I

 

was charged with convincing him

 

that Latinum was not everything

 

-"

Quark and Rom laughed uncontrollably

 

.

"The Nagus laughed similarly but

 

let me try to make

 

myself clear, I misdirected him

 

initially, you see. However, he

 

finally decided to consider me

 

with your lovely mother's advice."

 

Rom started crying. "Moooooooogieeeee."

Quark

 

rolled his eyes, "You mean