Seven Words in TNG

Unfortunately, Ensign Sonya Gomez was listening. "You

 

? You stole my food that night? I

 

was wondering who on earth had taken

 

it. I blamed Geordi and made him

 

delete his Dr. Leah Brahms massage holoprogram

 

as punishment, something that he didn't think

 

was fair, but it was that or

 

masturbating with his own tears while watching

 

reruns of old Earth reality television programs.

 

"

"I said I didn't take your food,"

 

Gomez protested while she strummed a lute.

 

"No, I took yours," Riker admitted, confused

 

as to why Gomez was mimicking Geordi.

 

Then things got REALLY weird as Riker

 

went over to Uhura, taking her ugali.

 

He chided her for not having brought

 

the remaining TOS crew when

 

they all went out to visit the

 

parallel universe whose Alt-Prime Directive forbade Starfleet to

 

bake blueberry pies while they weren't going