TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'

WORF: You do realize that's the Ambassador from Burro IV.

 

Data: "Kirks not the only one to 'do' the occasional farm animal."

 

DATA: "Not to worry Commander, you are both in luck. I went with the Vulcan attachment for this mission."

 

DATA: "Think this is impressive? You should see what I can do playing poker........probably should not have said that."

 

Data: "I know that they say that if you shake it more than twice, then you are just playing with yourself, but I do not care."

Riker: *facepalm*

 

Riker: So then you grab her hair like this, and -
Data: Say no more, Commander. I do the same thing when Spot gets on the table.
Worf: ???

 

Geordi: Come on, Worf, they didn't bring the karaoke machine for nothing!
Worf: Perhaps today is a good day to Diana Ross.
Ro: That's the spirit, you big platform shoes-wearing queen.

 

DATA: On 20th century Earth, this got many human males dates.

Do not ask.

 

GEORDI: Worf...have you seen where Mr. Barclay went?!

RO: He got drunk and stole all our PADDs!

 

Ro: Worf, Troi's over there telling everyone how small your balls are.

Geordi: No, I saw them, they're huge; like this big!

 

Data: "See, I told you so!"

Riker: "I don't know what's more amazing-that you can do that, or that you found a donkey on board a starship."

 

Data: "The Captain's assless chaps are sometimes not so assless."

 

Riker: "Seriously Data! Worf and I agree you'd look totally AWESOME with a beard! Right Worf?"
Worf: "Oh yes, definitely. I mean, look how cool we look.

*few days later*



*Geordi and Deanna burst into fits of laughter*

Data: "Man, f$#k those guys..."

 

DATA: Tasha once got drunk on Saurian brandy and showed this to me.

It is a hit at parties.

 

Worf didn't give JUST the Cold Shoulder.

He gave the Cold TORSO.

 

Worf (thinking): Those balloons look like testicles!

 

Data: Commander Riker, this caption contest has been going on for so long I have started to get masturbator's arm.

 

DATA: Come ON...

Daddy needs a new pair of positronic neural net inhibitors!!

 

Wallace Shawn's

MY DINNER WITH WORF

 

Worf: "The caption contest will run until this asshole rolls a seven."