Seven Words in TNG

Data. "I must learn more about Riker's

 

'south pole' and its various uses. I

 

am conducting a personal study on how

 

humanoids 'get buzy wit' it' as a

 

way to become more human."

"Why human?"

 

Picard, fascinated with Tholian biology and reproduction.

 

So fascinated, he checked out Wikipedia about

 

treatment for third degree burns on genitalia.

 

"I'm gettin' jiggy with it," Data said.

 

"Well, I feel like doing a jig,"

 

said Wesley as he stripped

 

seductively to the chicken dance. It was

 

a shipwide sensation; everyone flocked to watch

 

as the spectacle commenced. "Why do we

 

not all strip to Engelbert Humperdinck?" asked

 

Data, who then emulated Wesley's seductive strip-tease.

 

Troi screamed, hurting Riker's feelings and Picard's

 

sense of dignity. "Must you insist on

 

prissy displays of disgust, Counselor?" Picard scolded.

 

Troi stamped her feet like a child,