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all over me before they even know

 

what hit 'em...." He shuffled his boots

 

to and fro and noticed that Uhura

 

was getting into the groove of watching

 

him.

'Works every time,' he thought. Many

 

fine young lasses over the years had

 

fallen prey to those fancy feet. Over

 

the course of his career in Starfleet

 

it didn't matter where he went because

 

his explosive gas would always remind others

 

to bring their Beano along. Alien cuisine

 

often triggered some of the worst farting

 

which would invariably cause embarrassment to the

 

entire crowd standing around him. His gas

 

made the headline news, so to prevent

 

a scandal from erupting he had Starfleet

 

denounce him, only to find that there

 

were several commodores who wanted him to

 

stand up, be proud, and show those

 

flatulent buttocks to everybody and be proud.