First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

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  1. Shat Happens

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    Shat Happens, Jul 19, 2014
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  2. CorporalClegg

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    Was that supposed to be funny? :confused:
     
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  3. Agent Richard07

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    Gave me a chuckle.
     
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  4. Melakon

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    Technically, it's not the first shot, but the first title card.
     
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  5. The Wormhole

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    Yes.
     
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  6. Shat Happens

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    Yes, but not too much. I dont want nobody to die of laughter.
     
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  7. Asbo Zaprudder

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    The establishing shot will be of a rebel craft being chased by lasers shooting out of JJ's enormous ass tracking across the screen. That's no moon...
     
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  8. Melakon

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    As Threepio says "We're doomed!"
     
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  9. Brefugee

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    From a certain point of view.
     
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  10. Captrek

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    A certain point of view?
     
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  11. Enterprise1701

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    Lens flares. How predictable. :klingon:
     
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  12. Ar-Pharazon

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    I think that's the starship Enterprise at the top.
     
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  13. Green Shirt

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    Damn!! How you supposed to see light saber fights thru all those lens flares? :scream:
     
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  14. Orac

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    JJ: Stop pointing those lights at the actors faces and point them into the camera or you're fired!
     
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  15. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    The lens flare joke has been overplayed. Let's get some new material, folks.
     
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  16. The Wormhole

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    You're going to find that many of the jokes we laugh at depend greatly on our own point of view.
     
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  17. Turtletrekker

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    As soon as JJ does, the rest of us will.
     
    Turtletrekker, Jul 20, 2014
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