"The Changeling" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Scotty: Shields still holding, Sir, but the drain on the engines is reaching the critical point. Ach, we lost warp maneuvering power. Switching to impulse.
     
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    SULU: Photon torpedoes armed, sir.
     
  3. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Has the target changed location, Mister Spock?
     
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    SPOCK: No, sir. Holding steady.
     
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    Kirk: Ready Photon Torpedo #2, Mister Sulu.
     
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    SULU: Ready, sir.
     
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    KIRK: Fire.
     
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    SULU: Torpedo away. (a pause, then a flash) Direct hit.
     
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    SPOCK: No effect. Target absorbed full energy of our torpedo.
     
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    KIRK: Absorbed it? There must be damage to your instruments, Spock .
     
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    SPOCK: They are in good working order, Captain.
     
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    KIRK: But what could have absorbed that much energy and survived? Lieutenant, try to make contact.
     
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    UHURA: Aye, sir.
     
  14. BlueStuff

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    SULU: Sir, they've fired another.
     
  15. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Can we take it, Mister Scott?
     
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    Scotty: That's problematical, sir.

    (It hits.)
     
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    SPOCK: Captain, shields are down. We cannot survive another hit.
     
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    Kirk: Anything, Lieutenant?
     
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    UHURA: I'm trying, sir.
     
  20. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Translator computer. All hailing frequencies open.