TOS five word thingy!!!

while Eric Idle insisted that everyone

 

Avert their eyes from what

 

could only be considered as

 

one of the most revolting

 

renditions of "The Dead Parrot

 

Sketch" ever seen.

"I prefer

 

Cheese Shop," said Sulu, pulling

 

out his fencing sword and

 

starting things all over again.

 

He thrust and jabbed into

 

Eric's chest until the blood

 

started trickling and running down

 

the side of the Captain's

 

Yacht even though it wouldn't

 

be long until the crew

 

noticed Sulu had no nipples.

 

Sulu's nipples had been sandblasted

 

by Uhura after they bet

 

seventeen quatloos that the transporter

 

wouldn't kill Pink Horned Doggy