TOS Caption Contest #292: Day of the Caption

Hello everyone! Thanks to heavy rain in the SF Bay Area, I've got some extra time on my hands and that means it's time for a new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Jim's Addiction" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Taking control of the situation" Award,

Next, we have the "Repeated Patterns" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "King Arthur Award for making us sad" going to:

Next, we had a spectacular running gag and you know that I'm a sucker for running gags. So the "Running Gag" Award, goes to:

And always, a running gag isn't a running gag without participation from others. So the "Runners of the Running Gag" Award goes to the following:

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest, where we spend some time with the episode "Day of the Dove!"











Enjoy!

 

OK, whoever dumped my black-eyed susans from my flower pot, I'm gonna run 'em through!

 

So, Federation ships are really built out of poster board and Christmas tree lights!

 

Kirk: Kirk to Sulu, Richelieu is here! GET HIM!



Scotty: Laddie, you're tracking something all over my Engineering deck.



Spock: Captain, this is the 2nd time you've hit Chekov this year. I believe his "Hostile Workplace" complaints now have merit.



Kang: Does anyone know how to use these consoles?



Kang: We shall celebrate with Klingon Bloodwine! And it is Klingon Tradition for the First Officer to drink an entire bottle!

 

Scotty (looking at Sulu's backside): Ohhh myyyy!

 

KANG: No labels?! How the hell are we supposed to figure out how to run this thing??? Everyone start pushing buttons!

 

Ladderwell Scotty is watching you...

 

Klingon One: "It's asking for a password."

Kang: "Hit clue."

Klingon one: "Mother's maiden name."

Klingon two: "Try Krullea."

Kang: "Not your mother's name, the ship's engineer's mother"

 

TFTW, LeadHead!



Kirk (bursting from turbolift): "En garde! Oh, shit, they've got phasers!"




Scotty: "Psst! Hey, fellas! It's a bloomin' sausage fest down in Engineering. Any action up here?"




Kirk: "Dammit, Chekov, I've warned you about this before!"
Chekov: "Scissors, Keptin! You only said not to run with scissors!"

 

REDSHIRT: Do you think the severed head will show the Klingons we mean business?

SULU: Might be more effective if it was a Klingon's instead of Mr. Scott's.

 

Kirk: ``The monsters! They not only knocked the thingy off the wall, they threw a half-full soda cup in the ashtray!''




Sulu: ``Keep looking. We'll find whoever's going 'peep' at us.''




Kirk: ``I may be able to save him. It requires an ancient technique, almost a legend among my people ... the Iowan Toupee Meld. My hair to your hair, my sideburns to your sideburns.''




It's so cute they're taking time in the middle of the invasion to check their fantasy football league standings.




Spock: ``Two blondes walked into a bar, the third one ducked? I don't get it.''

 

Kirk: "Okay, there's twenty of them. We'll charge on three, one, two ....

Behind Kirk the red shirt quietly backs into the turbo lift.

 

Sulu: Is that a baton or are you just happy to see me?

 

Scotty: Och, you've shanked it, laddie!

 

Kirk: Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! SPROING!!!!

 

Kirk really wish he had more members for his Assassin's Creed cosplay group. And costumes.



Scott: "Is it safe to come out yet."

Sulu: "We'll tell you, we'll tell you."



Spock: "Was it necessary to hit him that hard?"

Kirk: "Hmmmm?"

Spock: "...the blood on the walls?"

Kirk: "Oh, that? That's from when I got stabbed. House keeping's slacking off again."



Kang: "Huh. So that's why phasers sometimes act like photon torpedoes."



Narrator: "Star Trek is filmed before a live studio audience."

 

CreepyScott, waiting for someone to ask him about his bairns.

 

KANG: Yes, I'd like an extra large pizza, with gagh --live, please--, pipius claw, and plenty of rokeg blood. Oh, and a six-pack -- no, two six packs of blood-wine.

 

Red Shirt: "Yeah, bridge, he's on one of those benders. Just knocked over a lettuce thing off of a K-Cup machine and he's threatening to stab anyone who gets in his way now."