TOS five word thingy!!!

ignored, and trying to begin

 

the Russian Romeo Harem. "Uhura,

 

please open up an emergency

 

can of tuna. With it

 

open, the odor should attract

 

blind lesbians and cats," he

 

said. "Mr. Chekov, stop pussyfooting

 

around and use your cunning

 

to open the sacred tunnel

 

to the innermost reaches of

 

inner space--your mission is

 

to travel there and retrieve

 

my hydrospanner, which I forgot

 

when I miniaturized myself and

 

boldy went where no man

 

(i.e., no entire man) had

 

done the chicken dance. "Hey,"

 

sucker, what the hell's got

 

your nuts so locked up?

 

"Space rust." "Oh." "I need