Seven Words in TNG

"Way to go, Sir-Kills-Alot! Do you know

 

who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop?

 

Worf glanced across the bridge and pointed.

 

Q appeared, resurrected the band, and danced

 

with Ensign Gomez, now possessing three breasts.

 

"That reminds me of a Martian holiday

 

special hosted by Perry Como XVIII

 

," said Riker. Q gave him three hands,

 

with which Riker immediately grabbed Troi, Crusher

 

, and a male officer in a skant.

 

Crusher and Troi slapped RIker, but skant man

 

danced as he had never danced before!

 

"Oh, Will, you've made me so happy,"

 

remarked Picard, who noticed that there was

 

merriment on the ship. "Oh, what joyous

 

"times are these; where men can legally"

 

"Grab men in skants?" Riker offered helpfully.

 

"Well, that of course, Number One, but

 

I was speaking of dancing quite merrily!"

 

"Ya, right," muttered Beverly.
"Pardon me, Dr.,