Seven Words in TNG

idea! Let's stick him into a torpedo

 

and spread mustard all over his large

 

sauer kraut and swiss cheese sandwich!"

Crusher

 

found herself looking back on her childhood.

 

The crew snickered as they launched Hannibal

 

toward the robot planet. "Of all the

 

over the top plot twists, this has

 

been the least...Bermanized...I have ever

 

had the misfortune..."

"Shut up Wesley!" yelled

 

Data. "I'm out of bourbon, and I

 

ain't in the mood for lilly-livered

 

whinin' about the state of the need

 

for speed," howled Riker, downing his synthehol.

 

Wesley sighed and programmed the ships navigation

 

array to collide with a black hole

 

which suddenly regurgitated an alien ship abristle

 

with menacing weapons and abundant jagged edges

 

, accompanied by ominous, mostly non-melodic, music.

 

"Alien ship hailing Captain." reported disposible redshirt

 

"screw 'em" said Picard with fine Gallic