The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

the awful decor! The walls

 

alone could motivate suicide.

 

"

In fact, it was so

 

dismal that even purple hats

 

could not salvage the mood.

 

Suddenly, a happier picture was

 

painted by Garak, who happened

 

to have his magic paint

 

ap installed on his Ipaint

 

Interrogate. He made millions on

 

schemes such as Appaint, Micropaint

 

, and, of course, the ever

 

popular Asspaint, a rather cheeky

 

and sometimes smelly substance used

 

only when the design was

 

high, dazed or suffering total

 

system melt-down.

"You!" shouted Batman.

 

"Me?!" eeked Quark, fearing that

 

Batman was returning for revenge

 

for not stocking Anheuser-Busch beers.

"I brought