"In a Mirror, Darkly" Line-by-Line

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  1. Admiral Shran

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    REED: Still, it'd be tragic if there was an accident on the way to the Brig.
     
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    (Archer slams Reed against the bulkhead)

    ARCHER: If anything happens to Forrest, I'll shoot you myself. Are we clear, Major?
     
  3. LeadHead

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    Reed: Perfectly, Sir.
     
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    (T'Pol is slouched in the Captain's chair, bare midriff fully on display and hair down below her shoulders)

    ARCHER: Stand aside, Commander.
     
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    T'Pol (standing): Where's Captain Forrest? (to the crewman at Tactical) Contact Security.
     
  6. LeadHead

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    Mayweather stuns the officer at the Armory Station. Archer walks to the Captains chair and activates the comm.

    Archer: This is First Officer Archer. In accordance with Starfleet orders this date,

    Back in Forrests quarters, Hoshi is lying in bed, reading from a Padd

    Archer: (over comm) I've relieved Captain Forrest of duty and assumed command of Enterprise. My orders are to...

    In Sickbay, Phlox is dissecting an animal

    Archer: (over comm) ...take the ship into Tholian Space for a mission of vital importance to the Empire. I can't reveal the details of our assignment, but I can tell you this...

    In Engineering, we see that this Trip has severe burns on the left side of his face.

    Archer: (over comm) ... If we're successful, Starfleet will crush the rebellion once and for all.

    Back on the bridge...

    Archer: No crew in Starfleet has been tested more in battle. I know I can count on each of you to perform your duty to the best of your ability, Nothing will impede our march toward victory. Long Live The Empire.
     
  7. Enterprise1981

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    CREW: Long live the Empire.
     
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    T'POL: (in his ear) We've received no such communiqués from Starfleet Command.
     
  9. Enterprise1981

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    ARCHER: It was sent on a private channel.
     
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    T'POL: I'd like to see those orders.
     
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    ARCHER: All in good time. Alter our heading. Two one five mark thirteen. Maximum warp.
     
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    HELM: Yes, Captain.
     
  13. Enterprise1981

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    ARCHER: (to the female MACO) Corporal, escort Commander T'Pol to Cargo bay two. You'll find a Suliban cloaking device there. Bring it to Engineering and help Tucker install it. We're going to need the cloak to complete this mission.
     
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    "Enterprise Starlog, Captain Jonathan Archer. The crew has accepted the change of command without incident. Chief Engineer Tucker reports we'll have cloaking capability within six hours."
     
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    (In the ready room, where the pictures of various Enterprises hang in the prime universe, in the mirror universe, there are now racks of historic weaponry)

    T'Pol: These orders appear to be authentic.
     
  16. LeadHead

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    Archer: Appear? All I require from you is loyalty. Do I have it?
     
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    T'POL: You are in command.
     
  18. LeadHead

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    Archer: I'm glad we agree on something.

    Archer picks up Cochranes Shotgun which was part of the weapons display.

    Archer: Do you recognize this? It belonged to Zephram Cochrane. He used it to kill the first Vulcan who stepped onto Terran soil. I wonder how history would have played out if Cochrane hadn't turned the tables on your invasion force. Humans might be your slaves instead of the other way around.
     
  19. Enterprise1981

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    T'POL: I'm not a slave.
     
  20. LeadHead

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    Archer: You're a Vulcan. Never forget that. How long until we cross into Tholian Space?