Seven Words in TNG

a big hit on Risa, after all!"

 

"The hippies will be in the play?"

 

Data began beautifully singing "Steppin' into Eden",

 

accompanied by Riker on the trombone and

 

Geordi on lute, which Worf promptly smashed.

 

"Sorry," Worf barked insincerely, as Geordi sniffled.

 

"'Free love' is from a world alien

 

to most. I, on the other hand

 

charge for my love" remarked Troi, who

 

handed Worf an itemized bill. "Your honorless

 

petaQ of a credit card was declined

 

, and I do not take personal checks."

 

Worf pulled a satchel from behind his

 

metallic bandolier, from it he took out

 

Klingon mace. "I am not a merry

 

man to mess with!" He sprayed Troi

 

liberally, then reported her for sexual harassment.

 

The counselor received the maximum penalty, which

 

consisted of thirteen hours of "sensitivity" holovids.

 

However, Troi refused to watch the holovids,