Seven Words in TNG

he became a spider. As you know,

 

spiders have those funny eyes, so whenever

 

they look at photos of nude humanoids

 

they explode. It's an odd biological phenomenon."

 

The discussion about Barclay caused Reg to

 

Riker said, "I wore funny goggles once

 

when I was on Risa...and this

 

trip is weirder still." "I'm seeing elves,"

 

Geordi muttered as he tried to adjust

 

his VISOR. "Every time I go near

 

dilithium and a ham sandwich together, elves

 

appear out of the blue...it's spooky!"

 

"Like, Spooky?" remarked Shaggy.

"Okay, weirdness," Geordi

 

corrected. "It's that kind of feeling you

 

get cresting a hill, and your pee-pee

 

shrivels and goes up inside your abdominal

 

area." Data, unable to comprehend this new

 

information ran to the holosuite to try

 

out these genital convolutions upon hilltops. The

 

holodeck provided him with multiple partners which