TOS five word thingy!!!

"Captain, Cooleddie74 has achieved a

 

feat only accomplished once before

 

in the past 300 yarens

 

by a left handed Klingon.

 

" "I'll put in a recommendation

 

that a new rank be created

 

and it shall be called

 

'First Lord of the Admiralty'

 

*COOLEDDIE74* was gracious in his

 

ability to eat food while

 

thinking of something else like...

 

abusing his new rank's privileges

 

all outlined in his acceptance

 

monolouge, worthy of a Cardassian

 

with runny bowel movements. Never

 

underestimate CoolEddie74. The monologue lasted

 

four days, twelve hours and

 

36 minutes. No one was

 

eating any pie, but then

 

there wasn't any Cool Whip(tm)