TOS five word thingy!!!

to the nearest tanning salon

 

so he could impress the

 

men at the circuit party

 

where he often liked to

 

network, making new contacts for

 

his burgeoning social life. His

 

antique Rolodex was filling fast

 

and the Enterprise computer banks

 

didn't have the necessary codex

 

he needed in order to

 

understand the gibberish being fed

 

to him from the Uhurix.

 

Confusion reigned supreme as the

 

buffet was served, but no

 

breadsticks were served as appetizers.

 

"Breadsticks! NOW!" commanded the Uhurix.

 

Servers tripped over themselves trying

 

to comply with her wishes.

 

Bakers were brought in to

 

make enough breadsticks for her