TOS five word thingy!!!

Nile! Now kneel, you jackanape!"

 

Armstrong slugged Zod right in

 

the kisser. "One small punch

 

for a man, one smackdown

 

for Mankind*!" Zod keeled over

*WWE joke

 

, and Buzz Aldrin joined in

 

, unleashing his legendary "lunar left"

 

.

Kirk rebounded off a wall

(this is still a Star Trek story after all)

 

like a tennis ball, and

 

landed on Zod's chest, hard.

 

Acronyms," snorted Zod's haughty ex-wife.

 

"Acronyms? WTF," hollered Sulu angrily.

 

Security came running, brandishing ferocious-looking

 

wiffle ball bats and formidable

 

tennis racquests, attacking the intruders,

 

in their typically futile manner.

 

Zod zapped all the redshirts,

 

provoking entrance of more redshirts

 

who would, no doubt, die.

 

Kirk knew he needed a