TNG Caption This #225: Shut up Wesley!

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  1. Gary7

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    Wesley: "Guys, it's been so very cool here! These Orions are really treating me like family. They gave me some special drink that turned my skin green..."

    Dr. Crusher enters the bridge

    Wesley: "But best of all, I'm no longer a virgin!"

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    Wes: ... I didn't tell you to stop.
     
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    Dr Crusher had had to queue for ages before it was her turn to slap Wesley
     
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    This is a bit off-topic, but in which episode did Beverly slap Wesley? I want to watch the episode, even tho I love Wesley :D
     
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    Beverly: Vinkula calls themself a fan but doesn't even know what episode this screencap is from... that makes me so MAD!

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    Beverly: Vinkula could be bigger and scarier than me. At least I know I could have you in a fight. Ah hell, that Pakled I treated last week left chewing gum stuck to my desk! THAT REALLY YANKS MY CHAIN!

    *SLAP*

    Wes: GAHHHHH! No wonder I have issues.
     
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    O'Brien: "Oh, hi there Wes. Wait, what the... your rank changed?"
    Wesley: "Yeah. They're letting me fill in for Captain Picard while he's away on his Risa vacation."
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    *SLAP*

    Beverly: "Embarrass me in front of the Senior Staff again and so help me. Now if I catch you sniffing around that shape shifting dignitary, your ass is grass. Got it?"
     
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    Beverly: How many times have I told you? You have your OWN underwear!!!


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    O'Brien: Nice uniform, Wes! I didn't know Starfleet made them in Medium-Birdchest size!


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    Data: Commander, I feel it is my duty to inform you that should this snooty little dweeb to my right offer me one more suggestion, I will have no choice but to override my anti-violence chip.



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    Picard: Well, Wes, the bad news is the natives won't allow us to leave without performing a ritual sacrifice on one crewmember.
    Wes: And the good news?
    Picard: We've decided that crewmember is... oh, it's not important Wes, just take a nap.


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    Worf: I miss the Borg.