I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by GeneHunt, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. GeneHunt

    GeneHunt Commander Red Shirt

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    When I was in school I got bullied a lot, thankfully I was rarely hit because I was such a fast runner, then splinter cell came along.

    I was been chased by some bullies, I ran to a corridor and hid in a shadow while wearing bright illuminous clothing thinking that would hide me from anyones vision because thats how it works in splinter cell.

    Boy was I wrong.
     
  2. Jono

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    Don't worry about it. Bullies will leave you alone if you get a hot chick. I suggest playing Leisure Suit Larry so to learn how to pick up women.
     
  3. USS Triumphant

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    Hey, at least you didn't decide to carry around your own cardboard box to hide in, like Solid Snake from Metal Gear. Because I can tell you - that does not work.
     
  4. Lonemagpie

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    Maybe the problem is that Sam Fisher wears dark shadow-coloured clothing, not luminous...

    I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...
     
  5. Servo

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    That, and the OP had the slight drawback of not actually being Sam Fisher.

    I love the Splinter Cell series, and I can't wait for the HD releases next month.
     
  6. JarodRussell

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  7. iguana_tonante

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    Shoot them in the face and mock them as they lie dying on the street.

    Wait, that was Grand Theft Auto...
     
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  9. Lonemagpie

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    Great pic!

    But, yeah... actually serious!
     
  10. Sephiroth

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    shoulda played MGS instead, bullies come around, break out the cardboard box
     
  11. Capt. Vulcan

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    As an old school mario bros. player I just jumped on the bullies heads, crushing their spines. In fact I had gotten so good after awhile I began crushing spines for the smallest infractions. The power had corrupted me you see, and it was not too long before I was now the bully. But I never took notice... till one day I was confronted by a kid holding a golden gun. *pap!* "Cue goldeneye death music and blood overlay on screen."
     
  12. Samurai8472

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    You played Splinter Cell, you were in a corridor. You didn't do leg jump between walls?

    :rolleyes:
     
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