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the ghost of Pat Sajak, who was

 

seen occasionally farting on the deflector dish.

 

Nobody knew why Sajak's ghost wanted to

 

upgrade the deflectors so, but efficiency peaked

 

at 107% whenever his ectoplasm was used

 

as mouthwash by the engineering staff.

Pavel

 

ran a comb through his kinky, curly

 

pubic hair, searching for his tiny penis.

 

Micropenis was, after all, a Russian inwention.

 

When that didn't work, McCoy was called

 

a giraffe and this made him very

 

angry but it got Chekov, a furry,

 

all hot and aroused. He tried to

 

imitate a giraffe's mating call, but only

 

managed to sound like a conjoined elephant.

 

Horny elephants stormed the bridge, knocking down

 

the glass window everybody thought was really

 

tacky looking because it had wild colors

 

and ghostly naked holgrams if you squinted

 

hard enough to be able to see