Screw the Ocampa

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by dub, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. dub

    dub Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Someone needs to make a music video to this (if it hasn't been done yet)... :)

    (warning: language)

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IWi2LperuQ[/yt]

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ops0azygIrc[/yt]

    "Jane(way), that ignorant slut..." :guffaw:
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    People not watching TV in the 70s are just going to think that you are rude.
     
  3. Gov Kodos

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    And some who did watch TV in the 70's think it's rude.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm just trying to picture Jane Curtain as Kathryn Janeway.

    The Captain goes through four times as much vino per week now.
     
  5. Gov Kodos

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    Chevy Chase as Chuckles does have some merit to it.
     
  6. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Chevy's tattoo.

    On his face.

    It's a penis.

    Winding around in circles like it's lost in a corn-maze.

    You know it.

    I know it.

    And the intern with a sharpie following Chevy's direction knows it.
     
  7. dub

    dub Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Q knows it. "Mine's bigger!"
     
  8. dub

    dub Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    [​IMG]

    Chevykotay: "A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our cousin Eddie..."
     
  9. Guy Gardener

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    44 minutes.

    That's impressive.
     
  10. R. Star

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    This thread isn't what I was expecting at all.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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  12. teacake

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    How have I not known of this wonder?!?

    "Jane(way), that ignorant slut..." :guffaw: I'm dying here..
     
  13. teacake

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    The more I think about it the more likely it seems I've already heard this.

    Brain sieve is great because it means old shit is still fresh!
     
  14. Guy Gardener

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    Like when Holly deleted Agatha Chrisite?

    (Everything comes back to the 'Dwarf.)
     
  15. teacake

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    I would be embarrassed to list all the dramatic endings and mysteries revealed I have watched afresh having forgotten the resolution despite having seen the story multiple times.
     
  16. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The expectations you created for your memory were put into place two thirds of your life ago.

    (Have you downlo.... LEGALLY PERCHASED A LEGITIMATE COPY of Banned on Vulcan? There are three more Star Trek parodies on the LP.)
     
  17. teacake

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    Not yet but I have injected Suck My Spock directly into my brain.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I hope you sterilized everything first.
     
  19. Lynx

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    I guess that it's Michael Jonas who is singing! :lol:
     
  20. Robert D. Robot

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    "So hoist the aft nacelles..." (?!) at 1:33...
    ;)