Seven Words in TNG

I've been thinking for some time about

 

a way of punishing you for womanizing

 

in such a fashion as to make

 

you both embarrassed as well as quite

 

ridiculed. "Riker" is the Romulan word for

 

"whoremonger," which surprised me because I didn't

 

know you had brought whores aboard my

 

ship, Will...why didn't you tell me?"

 

"Sir, if I had let you know

 

that prostitutes of different species were aboard

 

you would have invoked droit du seigneur.

 

"Well Will, as you know, it is

 

a rarely used but active captain's prerogative

 

that his first officer or XO can

 

get sloppy seconds if he's been a

 

runnerup in a shipwide drag queen contest."

 

Riker smiled: "And exactly who won, Jean-Luc?"

 

Picard blushed. "Well...eh...I don't quite

 

remember, Number One. Those frivolities are beneath

 

the dignity of a person such as