Seven Words in TNG

, drew up the mini-reactor specs, hit "replicate",

 

and was zapped by an errant circuit

 

which gave him a 24 hour "stiffy".

 

"Should I see someone about this?"

"Yes,

 

but not me," Troi said, as she

 

quickly exited the room. "I know someone

 

who can handle that," said Riker, "but

 

it's definitely not Leah Brahms," Riker guffawed.

 

Geordi, holding back tears, took his 'woody'

 

to holodeck 3, hoping Barclay wasn't using

 

his Bavarian Carpenter holoprogram; the prospect frightened

 

Orian Slave girl program because it was

 

suffering from a serious pattern buffer malfunction.

 

Poor Geordi returned to his quarters and

 

looked for his Andoria's Secret lingerie catalogs

 

but found nude pics of Luaxanna. This

 

made Geordi wonder - had Picard been there?

 

That thought disgusted him so he resorted

 

to a shocking technique originally engineered for

 

regulating Data's overwhelming libido subroutine. He busted