TOS five word thingy!!!

after eating too much pie.

 

In the shuttle bay, Sulu

 

was fencing -- shirtless, of course.

 

"En guarde," he said to

 

Riley, who was also shirtless.

 

Riley looked at him confused

 

"You're FRENCH? With no outrageous

 

accent or hat?" Riley asked.

 

"Don't force me to taunt

 

happy fun ball, the results

 

wouldn't be to your liking

 

. I'm bilingual," guardedly revealed Sulu

 

. Sighing, Riley took up a

 

class in knitting, while Sulu

 

strolled off looking for a

 

another fencing buddy. "Oh, Chekov!"

 

"Have i got a game for

 

you," cryptically stated Sulu, "Parcheesi

 

, Japanese style!" Chekov sighed heavily.

 

"A leetle old lady from