Another week's gone by and we saw the horror of fecal jokes, sexual innuendo, threw in a TOS Caption Contest running gag, and introduced some poor saps to the terrifying "2 Girls, 1 Cup." All in all, I'd call it a good week. First, the winners, including someone who swore he'd never caption a certain picture but did so anyway: Photoshop time: And the multi-pic award: Congratulations to everyone. This week, we continue with a similar theme where it wouldn't be a Star Trek movie without someone getting whacked in spectacular fashion:
Kirk: "Sorry, we got enough corpses up here. Send it back." Ru'afo didn't take kindly to the admiral calling his face lift bad.
Thanks for the win, Rat Boy. Scotty: I warned him not to light his farts. Who knew Joan Rivers could grow a beard?
Maybe he could have gotten him to sickbay in time if he didn't have the compulsion to push EVERY DAMNED BUTTON on the turbolift.
"Scotty! Take him to sickbay man! This is the bridge!" "I have my priorities Captain. I had to swing by the mess for a snack first, then that curry took over so I went to me quarters. By the way, is that cute Deltan ensign here yet?" "No" "Blast!" John McCain is brought out of stasis to win back the White House for the Republicans in 2172.
SCOTTY:"Poor lad forgot ye cannae put aluminum foil in the bloody microwave...the humanity!!!" "If you think THIS is something, just imagine what it can do for proctologists!"
Scotty With Corpse McCoy: (offscreen) Bring out your dead. *clang* Bring out your dead *clang* Scotty: Here's one -or- Scotty: What'd ye order a dead guy for?
Scotty: "Laddie, if you make it through this, you're going on a diet." Preston: "Or you could do some push-ups." Scotty: "Shut up!"
SCOTTY:"Poor Peter ate too many enchiladas in the mess hall...couldn't wait for the bloody turbolift to get to a deck with a functioning men's room!" The new method of facial rejuvination that leaves you and everyone else looking positively ZERBE-RIFFIC(tm)!
Dr. 90210: Deleted scene 102 - Varicose vein removal accident. Dr 90210: Deleted scene 167 - Facelift procedure mishap. *** All photographs are the sole property of E! Entertainment Television. Lawsuit by cosmetic surgery patients pending. ***
SCOTTY: I dinna mean to... but <sob> he smelled so much like... bacon! Photoshop 101 class C-minus project.
Roasted Preston: Scotty- "I told him what happens if he plays with himself, but he dinnea listen!" Face pealed Admiral: Admiral- "My mom told me if I wore boxer shorts, my thing would hang down to my knees. What a liar mom turned out to be!"