Seven Words in TNG

his attention on a nude Geordi, who

 

head-to-toe sensual oil massage with

 

or without her consent.

"Commander, I think

 

it is VERY inappropriate for you to

 

do something like this without asking, first."

 

Geordi simply wagged his genitalia, laughed and

 

then unexpectedly started to cry.

"What the

 

bloody hell is going ON here?" Picard

 

asked in his usual fashion.

"It's not

 

what it looks like, Captain. Well, actually

 

if I have to attend anymore counseling

 

regarding my... ahhh... personal issues, she said

 

that I would have to bring some

 

..."

"I said what?" Troi asked, walking in

 

the room.

"You said to bring ketchup

 

"

"A lie. I clearly remembering saying 'catsup'."

 

Deanna was utterly confused and quite miffed. "

 

"What say you, Mister LaForge?" questioned Picard.